Saturday, August 18, 2007

Old negro dood robs a banks and gets caught

Police tell me the tellers at this First Citizens bank fingered our suspect as the one who came in, pointed a gun, and took off with a bunch of cash. Cops caught up with him, and I'll say for an old dude, he still has a bit of fight in him. Officers found the cash and the gun on him, and were busy counting out singles like a Las Vegas stripper. Now his "senior break" will be spent in a federal lockup.

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